NOT YET JUDICIALLY ENACTED TAXES OF SLOVENIA PRESENTS...
NO RELAXATION WITHOUT TAXATION
STRING UTILITY TAX
Everyone knows bits of string can come in handy and it is reckoned that Slovenia's revenue stream from string utility will bring in a certain amount in a while or so.
To calculate your String Tax, collect together all the pieces you own. Using a ruler, or a piece of string of a known length (don't exclude this piece for taxation purposes - you can see how useful it is) total up how long are your pieces of string. Multiply by the tax rate of so many euros per so long. Then pay. Repeat every so often.
Reporting of undeclared string hoarding by neighbours will be rewarded with free string.