UNFAIR DISMISSAL TAX

Have you ever become a mayor or minister by cheating at your exams, been caught manipulating public sector contracts, been found drunk behind the wheel of an official vehicle, or cut your political affiliations just hours before taking over a port, anti-corruption commission, or other key post?

If you feel your dismissal was unfair simply shout "It's so unfair!" and the public will be formally obligated to pay for your chauffeur and limo, any litigation you undertake to get more money, and the cost of finding a new job or, if you don't find one, all your living expenses until you die.